15 Hilarious T-Shirts You Don't Want Your Blind Date To Be Wearing

Funny T Shirts You Don't Want Your Blind Date To Be Wearing

Going on a blind date can be a daunting thing, right?

You're meeting someone you don't even know, and it's a nervous situation. You'll want to look your best, but what happens if he or she doesn't?

Your clothes can say a lot about you, and we've picked out some of our favourite funny t shirts that you definitely don't want your blind date to be wearing. These funny slogans speak volumes, and if you don't know the person, you'll not know how to take these designs.

If your first date is wearing one of these, they might not get to the second!

Current Mood: Nope

Current Mood Nope T-Shirt

For those who are grumpy, the Current Mood Nope T Shirt speaks volumes. If you're not in the mood, you'll not be good company for your date. If you see a guy wearing this, it's a warning sign for the night.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem I Find It Easy To Do T-Shirt

There's nothing worse than going out with someone on a date who's more drunk than you are, or just drunk in general.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem I Find It Really Easy To Do is something which is funny, but not in a date situation.

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Don't Ask A Stupid Question

If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask a stupid question

Going on dates is all about getting to know someone. You can do this by asking questions, but by the looks of this shirt, you'll not want to ask too many.

The quote reads If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask a stupid question, which is probably not something you want to read when you're at dinner.

Aim Low Avoid Disappointment

Aim Low And Avoid Disappointment T Shirt

What is your date trying to say if he arrives in this slogan tee?! The Aim Low And Avoid Disappointment T Shirt will almost certainly send out the wrong message. 

This Is Not My Angry Face

This is not my angry face t-shirt

Personality is more important than looks, but you want someone that looks pleasant and warm, right? If they're wearing a This Is Not My Angry Face T Shirt it might be saying something it shouldn't about them.

It's Not You I Just Don't Like People

It's not you I just don't like people

It's a little bit of a vote of confidence, but it's still not something you want a potential boyfriend or girlfriend to by wearing. The It's not you I just don't like people t shirt is a bit of a backhanded compliment.

That's Enough Adulting For One Day

That's enough adulting for one day

Nobody wants to go out with a little kid, and this slogan kind of shows how little you have grown up. That's Enough Adulting For One Day is a hilarious T Shirt, but probably not one you want your blind date to be wearing.

I Drink Responsibly I Never Spill A Drop

I Drink Responsibly I Never Spill A Drop T Shirt

Being on a date with a drunk person is definitely one of the worst things that can happen. Wearing our I Drink Responsibly T-shirt is a clear sign that your date loves his alcohol. If you're not down for the party animal, he's not for you.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Once again showing some immaturity, the Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult T-shirt is an amusing slogan. If you're looking for a serious relationship, you might want someone who's very responsible.

Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Lazy

Top 10 reasons why i'm lazy t-shirt

You don't want your date to be a lazy person, and that's what this funny slogan is all about. The Top 10 Reasons I'm Lazy T Shirt shows just how lazy the person is. Not a great first impression.

Your Place Or Mine

Your Place Or Mine T-shirt

Maybe the guy is telling a joke with the Your Place Or Mine T Shirt, but it's probably a bit early for this kind of humour. 

Boyfriend Material T Shirt

feel this shirt, know what it's made from? Boyfriend material

Feel this shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend Material. This is a pretty funny joke, but it can be a bit cringe. You'll probably not be ready for this kind of humour on a blind date just yet.

Shh Nobody Cares

Shh nobody cares T Shirt

If they're silencing you on the blind date, that's not a good sign. The Shh Nobody Cares T Shirt doesn't sound like they're an open minded type of person looking for good conversation.

I'm Not Shy I Just Don't Like You

I'm not shy I just don't like you

If he's a bit quite on the date, this is a message you'll not want to read. The I'm not shy I just don't like you gives off the wrong signals, and hopefully they're quiet because they are shy.

My Wife Says I Never Listen (Or Something Like That)

My Wife Says I Never Listen Or Something Like That T-Shirt

If he's wearing this, it's time to run. If he's married then why would he be on a date, he can't be that stupid...But you'd be surprised. My Wife Says I Never Listen T-shirt is one of those which has a time and a place, and date night is not it.

And there you have it! 15 T Shirts you definitely don't want your blind date to be wearing. If he is wearing one of these funny T Shirts, at least you know he has a sense of humour, which isn't bad at all.

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