21 Hilarious T-Shirts That Are About Your Brother

21 Hilarious T-Shirts That Are About Your Brother

There's some phrases and quotes which spring to mind when we think about brothers.

Annoying, funny, crazy, lazy, miserable and grumpy. Those are just a few words which make us think of him.

We've got some printed slogans that sum up your brother, and ours pretty well.

We're sure these humorous t-shirts will be loved by him. If you're looking to buy a unique gift for a birthday or Christmas, or just want to laugh at some tees, here's the best brother t-shirts you'll find.

I Am Not A Geek (I'M A Level 9 Warlord)

 

I Am Not A Geek T-Shirt

 

Geeky brother? Everyone's got one! He'll appreciate the I Am Not A Geek T Shirt, which comes with the amusing slogan printed on the front of the shirt.

The joke is that below the large text is the line I'm a level 9 warlord. Perfect for your bro who games too much.

No I Will Not Fix Your Computer

No I Won't Fix Your Computer T-Shirt

When your brother is the first person you call to fix your computer, the joke really is on him in this tee.

He'll be able to relate to the No I Won't Fix Your Computer T Shirt. If you only see him when your computer is broke, get him this tee.

Stand Back I'm A Professional

Stand Back I'm A Professional T-Shirt

He knows what he's doing...At least he thinks he does. That's what the phrase Stand Back I'm A Professional is all about.

This t-shirt has the quote printed to the front, and is perfect for him if he thinks he's a professional at doing everything.

Me? Sarcastic? Never

Me Sarcastic Never T-Shirt

Always coming at you with sarcasm. The Me Sarcastic Never T Shirt is what he needs to be wearing.

this slogan was made for your brother if he can't go one conversation without being sarcastic.

Meh T Shirt

Meh T Shirt

Can't even be bothered to give a proper answer to a question. That's what the Meh T Shirt is all about. 

For your brother who's so chilled and laid back he thinks he doesn't need to go into full conversation mode, now he doesn't even need to speak.

In Alcohol's Defence

In Alcohols Defence I've Done Some Pretty Stupid Things Which Completely Sober Too T-Shirt

Getting drunk is fun and sometimes you do something stupid, but you can't always blame the booze. If that sounds like your brother, this slogan will suit him.

The full slogan reads In Alcohol's Defence I've Done Some Pretty Dumb Things While Completely Sober Too. He can wear this t-shirt for the next time he's doing something stupid.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say, Say It Sarcastically

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically t-shirt

Another epic T-shirt for those that love a bit of sarcasm.

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it with sarcasm will look brilliant to wear if he's always sarcastic. If this quote sums him up, it's the one to go for.

I Don't Like Morning People Or Mornings Or People

I don't like morning people. or mornings. or people t-shirt.

He's probably not a morning kind of person, and if he's not a people person either, this slogan is the one to go for.

I Don't Like Morning People, Or Mornings Or People is a T-shirt which looks perfect when you wear it to work. Let your workmates know how you feel in this one.

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking

Despite The look on my face you're still talking t-shirt

When he's got that look on his face...Despite the look on my face you're still talking is a t-shirt he'll enjoy to wear every day.

Never again carry on a conversation with him when he pulls that face.

Shh Nobody Cares

Shh Nobody Cares T-Shirt

Another t shirt that will do the talking for him. Shh Nobody Cares is all about when someone is talking to him and he has no interest what so ever.

He doesn't need any words, they're printed on the shirt! If he's wearing this, people will take the hint.

Adult-Ish

Legally an adult but still acts like a kid. That's what the Adult-ish T Shirt is all about.

He's over 18 but still acts like a child, this one is all about your brother.

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come T-Shirt

He goes to a social event or gathering but turns up late and doesn't want to be there. That's what this t-shirt is in a nutshell.

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come is something you wish you could say, but are too nice to. In this tee, you'll not need to speak a word.

Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Lazy

Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Lazy T-Shirt

Living the easy life is all a brother wants to do. The Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Lazy T-shirt shows that off.

The quote is funny because it's a list that's not finished, in fact it's not even started! A hilarious slogan tee to get him if he's too laid back.

I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep

I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic T-Shirt

He can't have anything good to say, but don't worry, that's only when he's awake.

That's what I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Asleep T Shirt is all about.

If all he does is moan and complain, this design might make him change his mind.

I Didn't Choose The Sesh The Sesh Chose Me

I Didn't Choose The Sesh The Sesh Chose Me T-Shirt

Always out partying with his friends? That sounds about right, but it's not his fault.

That's what I Didn't Choose The Sesh The Sesh Chose Me is all about. This tee is a brilliant t-shirt to wear on a boys night out. Get him this if he's always out with the lads.

If Found Please Return To The Pub

If Found Please Return To The Pub T-Shirt

The pub is the home to many, and if that's your brother then you'll find this design funny.

If Found Please Return To The Pub is a t-shirt that's all about a good laugh. He can wear this and everyone will know his love of his local. Make sure he's wearing this the next time he goes for a pint.

I Drink Responsibly I Never Spill A Drop

I Drink Responsibly I Never Spill A Drop T-Shirt

Some say that drinking responsibly involves drinking in moderation. Some Don't.

I Drink Responsibly I Never Spill A Drop is a hilarious take on the usage of the word responsible. It would after all be very irresponsible if you spilled some of your sweet beer, wouldn't it? Get the t-shirt now.

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right T-Shirt

An argumentative brother. Is there any other kind? I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right is a t-shirt that explains this.

It might sound like arguing to you, but to him, he's simply explaining why he's right. Perfect for the know-it-all brother.

That's Enough Adulting For One Day

That's Enough Adulting For One Day T-Shirt

Acting like a grown up can be tiresome, which is what this slogan is all about.

That's Enough Adulting For One Day is a funny t shirt that will let people know you're not in serious mode any longer. Wear this and have some fun.

No Days Without Sarcasm

No Days Without Sarcasm T-Shirt

Can't make it through the day without saying something sarcastic? That's where the Zero days without sarcasm t-shirt comes in.

The design is for those kinds of brothers who always have something sarcastic to say. If he can't open his mouth without something sarcastic coming out, this sums him up.

Aim Low Avoid Disappointed

Aim Low Avoid Disappointment T-Shirt

Some Brothers aren't meant to hand out advice. If that sounds like yours, this quote is for you.

Aim Low Avoid Disappointment is a t-shirt all about giving out life advice. The funny slogan is all about not trying too hard, and you'll not be disappointed.

And there you have it, 21 hilarious t shirts about your brother. These slogans really do sum up all brothers.

Get him one of these designs and watch his face when he reads it. It will all be worth it.

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