The Bairn Men's Tee
The bairn is the Geordie phrase when describing your kid. It's usually used for really small children, however any parents, especially mams will describe their child as the bairn, no matter if they're an actual small kid or a fully grown up adult.
If you've still got the bairn, make sure he knows it in this men's top. The phrase is printed to the front of the shirt, and is easy to read.
Shown here in black, this design is available in many colours to suit, and is made from 100% super soft cotton.
Master the Geordie lingo with our Geordie Dictionary here.
Men's - A standard regular fit for guys.
Our sizes are for guidance only, and can very slightly differ with tolerances which are commonplace in textiles. For the optimal fit, we have measured our shirts to the closest measurements possible, and recommend measuring a shirt you already own and sizing it up with our measurements for chest and length.
Please see the table below for our complete size guides.Unisex/Men's T-ShirtsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"27.7"Medium38-40"28.1"Large42-44"28.7"XL46-48"30.8"XXL50-52"31.6"
Our Standard T Shirts Are Unisex, a regular fit for men, and a loose boxy fit for women.Ladies Fitted T-ShirtsSizeSize (approx.)ChestLengthSmall632"25.25"Medium832-33"26.25"Large1034"27.25"XL1234-36"28"XXL1436"
We recommend using the chest measurements as these are the exact measurements.Unisex Vest TopsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"
27.5"Medium38-40" 28.5"Large42-44" 29.5"XL46-48" 30.5"XXL50-52" 31.5"Unisex HoodiesSizeChest (Inches)LengthXS34"25.2"Small36"26.4"Medium40"27.6"Large44"28.7"XL48"29.9"XXL52"31.1"
Men's / Unisex T-Shirt Fit
This is our regular fit shirt. It's a standard fitting T-shirt, giving a regular fit for guys which is slightly loose. These shirts are available in sizes small to XXL (34" - 50/52" chest).
Ladies Fitted Shirts
Our ladies fitted shirts are of a fitted style. These are designed for the female form, and slightly hug in all the right places. If you are between sizes we recommend ordering a size bigger than you usually would, and highly recommend checking our size table below. Our women's T-shirts are in sizes Small - XXL.
Boyfriend Fit / Ladies Oversize Fit
To achieve an oversize or boyfriend fit for ladies, we recommend the unisex fit shirt, going a size smaller than you usually would for a nice oversize fit. Please check the chest measurements below.
Our vest tops are a regular fit for men, and a unisex style which is a nice loose fit. Ladies can wear these tops in an oversize fit, we'd recommend going a size lower and checking our size table below for the perfect fit.
We are happy to offer standard delivery which costs £2.99 per order (UK) and you should receive your order within 5-7 working days*.
The UK is now entering it's 3rd lockdown. We expect deliveries to take longer than usual. Please bear with us with the delivery of your order.
Please note that deliveries will take longer than usual due to the coronavirus. We continue to operate in a safe manner, with deliveries usually taking 5-10 working days.
As always, once your order is ready to be dispatched, we send out an email to let you know the order is on it's way.
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