Please Don't Talk To Me I'm Only Here For The Food Ladies Top

£15.99

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  • Product Details

      When you go to an event, night out or some place where you have to socialise with other people but you're only there to be fed, this design is something you need to have in your wardrobe. The Please Don't Talk To Me I'm Only Here For The Food T Shirt is perfect to wear for such an occasion, for food lovers who can't be bothered to make small talk, you can get your message across in this top.

      The slogan comes printed over four lines to the front in an easy to read style. Wear it with a pair of jeans for a casual look.

      The Fit

      The Fit Guide - Ladies Fitted T-shirt

      A Ladies Fitted Shirt which is true to size. Check our size guide below for measurements.

      Want This Design On A Men's/Unisex Tee?

      Get The Please Don't Talk To Me I'm Only Here For The Food Men's T Shirt Here.

  • Size Guide

    • Our sizes are for guidance only, and can very slightly differ with tolerances which are commonplace in textiles. For the optimal fit, we have measured our shirts to the closest measurements possible, and recommend measuring a shirt you already own and sizing it up with our measurements for chest and length. Please see the table below for our complete size guides.

      Unisex/Men's T-Shirts
      Size
      Chest (Inches)
      Length
      Small
      34-36"
      27.7"
      Medium
      38-40"
      28.1"
      Large
      42-44"
      28.7"
      XL
      44-46"
      30.8"
      XXL
      48-50"
      31.6"

      Our Standard T Shirts Are Unisex, a regular fit for men, and a loose boxy fit for women.

      Ladies Fitted T-Shirts
      Size
      Size (approx)
      Chest
      Length
      Small
      6
      32"
      25.25"
      Medium
      8
      32-33"
      26.25"
      Large
      10
      34"
      27.25"
      XL
      12
      34-36"
      28"
      XXL
      14
      36"
      28.5"

      We recommend using the chest measurements as these are the exact measurements. 

      Unisex Vest Tops
      Size
      Chest (Inches)
      Length
      Small
      34-36"
      27.5"
      Medium
      38-40"
      28.5"
      Large
      42-44"
      29.5"
      XL
      46-48"
      30.5"
      XXL
      50-52"
      31.5"

       

      Unisex Hoodies
      Size
      Chest (Inches)
      Length
      XS
      34"
      25.2"
      Small
      36"
      26.4"
      Medium
      40"
      27.6"
      Large
      44"
      28.7"
      XL
      48"
      29.9"
      XXL
      52"
      31.1"

      Men's / Unisex T-Shirt Fit

      This is our regular fit shirt. It's a standard fitting T-shirt, giving a regular fit for guys which is slightly loose. These shirts are available in sizes small to XXL (34" - 50" chest).

      Ladies Fitted Shirts

      Our ladies fitted shirts are of a fitted style. These are designed for the female form, and slightly hug in all the right places. If you are between sizes we recommend ordering a size bigger than you usually would, and highly recommend checking our size table below. Our women's T-shirts are in sizes Small - XXL.

      Boyfriend Fit / Ladies Oversize Fit

      To achieve an oversize or boyfriend fit for ladies, we recommend the unisex fit shirt, going a size smaller than you usually would for a nice oversize fit. Please check the chest measurements below.

      Vest Tops

      Our vest tops are a regular fit for men, and a unisex style which is a nice loose fit. Ladies can wear these tops in an oversize fit, we'd recommend going a size lower and checking our size table below for the perfect fit.

  • Returns Info

    • Buy with confidence! We offer a 30 day returns policy for all products* if you require an exchange on your order. For our full returns policy, please click here..

      *Excludes custom made orders and personalised products