If You Can Read This You're Standing Too Close
Personal space is something everyone needs, so why do some people invade it? Stop this problem straight away with this design. If You Can Read This, You're Standing Too Close is a Slogan T-shirt which gives out that exact message.
The funny part, is that the text is written in a large, oversize style, so you can actually read this from quite a distance. Send out a message by wearing this top if you want to be left alone.
As shown in white, it's available in a selection of colours, and is made from 100% cotton.
Men's - A standard regular fit
Our sizes are for guidance only, and can very slightly differ with tolerances which are commonplace in textiles. For the optimal fit, we have measured our shirts to the closest measurements possible, and recommend measuring a shirt you already own and sizing it up with our measurements for chest and length.
Please see the table below for our complete size guides.Unisex/Men's T-ShirtsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"27.7"Medium38-40"28.1"Large42-44"28.7"XL46-48"30.8"XXL50-52"31.6"
Our Standard T Shirts Are Unisex, a regular fit for men, and a loose boxy fit for women.Ladies Fitted T-ShirtsSizeSize (approx.)ChestLengthSmall632"25.25"Medium832-33"26.25"Large1034"27.25"XL1234-36"28"XXL1436"
We recommend using the chest measurements as these are the exact measurements.Unisex Vest TopsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"
27.5"Medium38-40" 28.5"Large42-44" 29.5"XL46-48" 30.5"XXL50-52" 31.5"Unisex HoodiesSizeChest (Inches)LengthXS34"25.2"Small36"26.4"Medium40"27.6"Large44"28.7"XL48"29.9"XXL52"31.1"
Men's / Unisex T-Shirt Fit
This is our regular fit shirt. It's a standard fitting T-shirt, giving a regular fit for guys which is slightly loose. These shirts are available in sizes small to XXL (34" - 50/52" chest).
Ladies Fitted Shirts
Our ladies fitted shirts are of a fitted style. These are designed for the female form, and slightly hug in all the right places. If you are between sizes we recommend ordering a size bigger than you usually would, and highly recommend checking our size table below. Our women's T-shirts are in sizes Small - XXL.
Boyfriend Fit / Ladies Oversize Fit
To achieve an oversize or boyfriend fit for ladies, we recommend the unisex fit shirt, going a size smaller than you usually would for a nice oversize fit. Please check the chest measurements below.
Our vest tops are a regular fit for men, and a unisex style which is a nice loose fit. Ladies can wear these tops in an oversize fit, we'd recommend going a size lower and checking our size table below for the perfect fit.
FREE UK Delivery when you spend over £50
Our speedy standard delivery costs £2.99 per order (UK) for T-Shirts and A3 sized prints. You should receive your order within 3-5 working days*.
A5 and A4 sized prints delivery costs £1 per order (UK).
Once your order is ready to be dispatched, we send out an email to let you know the order is on it's way.
*Check our full delivery page for our current delivery schedule.
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