No Spray No Lay Men's Tee
- No Armani No Punani (Poonani)
- No soap, no hope
- no splash no gash
- no spray no lay
If you've ever been to any nightclub or bar toilet then you'll be familiar with this slogan, it's our No Spray No Lay T Shirt. Guys know all about this one, whenever you go to the toilet and there's an attendant who wants to sell you some fragrance to put on and freshen up, he's got his very own phrases. These are now infamous and everyone has heard these rhymes. They usually take the form of a fragrance, since that's what the toilet attendants want you to use. Some of our favourites are:
Men's - A standard regular fit
Our sizes are for guidance only, and can very slightly differ with tolerances which are commonplace in textiles. For the optimal fit, we have measured our shirts to the closest measurements possible, and recommend measuring a shirt you already own and sizing it up with our measurements for chest and length. Please see the table below for our complete size guides.Unisex/Men's T-ShirtsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"27.7"Medium38-40"28.1"Large42-44"28.7"XL44-46"30.8"XXL48-50"31.6"
Our Standard T Shirts Are Unisex, a regular fit for men, and a loose boxy fit for women.Ladies Fitted T-ShirtsSizeSize (approx)ChestLengthSmall632"25.25"Medium832-33"26.25"Large1034"27.25"XL1234-36"28"XXL1436"
We recommend using the chest measurements as these are the exact measurements.Unisex Vest TopsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"
27.5"Medium38-40" 28.5"Large42-44" 29.5"XL46-48" 30.5"XXL50-52" 31.5"Unisex HoodiesSizeChest (Inches)LengthXS34"25.2"Small36"26.4"Medium40"27.6"Large44"28.7"XL48"29.9"XXL52"31.1"
Men's / Unisex T-Shirt Fit
This is our regular fit shirt. It's a standard fitting T-shirt, giving a regular fit for guys which is slightly loose. These shirts are available in sizes small to XXL (34" - 50" chest).
Ladies Fitted Shirts
Our ladies fitted shirts are of a fitted style. These are designed for the female form, and slightly hug in all the right places. If you are between sizes we recommend ordering a size bigger than you usually would, and highly recommend checking our size table below. Our women's T-shirts are in sizes Small - XXL.
Boyfriend Fit / Ladies Oversize Fit
To achieve an oversize or boyfriend fit for ladies, we recommend the unisex fit shirt, going a size smaller than you usually would for a nice oversize fit. Please check the chest measurements below.
Our vest tops are a regular fit for men, and a unisex style which is a nice loose fit. Ladies can wear these tops in an oversize fit, we'd recommend going a size lower and checking our size table below for the perfect fit.
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