It's Not A Beer Belly It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine Tee
You're in a nightclub, and there is a hot girl at the bar looking at you. Your fat, ugly and probably poor. But every girl loves a sense of humour. This shirt will make a girl laugh every time, (probably because it's not true). The It's Not A Beer Belly, It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine T Shirt is a design which is made for you, and comes in a range of colours, round neck collar and short sleeves.
Men's - A standard regular fit
Our sizes are for guidance only, and can very slightly differ with tolerances which are commonplace in textiles. For the optimal fit, we have measured our shirts to the closest measurements possible, and recommend measuring a shirt you already own and sizing it up with our measurements for chest and length. Please see the table below for our complete size guides.Unisex/Men's T-ShirtsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"27.7"Medium38-40"28.1"Large42-44"28.7"XL44-46"30.8"XXL48-50"31.6"
Our Standard T Shirts Are Unisex, a regular fit for men, and a loose boxy fit for women.Ladies Fitted T-ShirtsSizeSize (approx)ChestLengthSmall632"25.25"Medium832-33"26.25"Large1034"27.25"XL1234-36"28"XXL1436"
We recommend using the chest measurements as these are the exact measurements.Unisex Vest TopsSizeChest (Inches)LengthSmall34-36"
27.5"Medium38-40" 28.5"Large42-44" 29.5"XL46-48" 30.5"XXL50-52" 31.5"Unisex HoodiesSizeChest (Inches)LengthXS34"25.2"Small36"26.4"Medium40"27.6"Large44"28.7"XL48"29.9"XXL52"31.1"
Men's / Unisex T-Shirt Fit
This is our regular fit shirt. It's a standard fitting T-shirt, giving a regular fit for guys which is slightly loose. These shirts are available in sizes small to XXL (34" - 50" chest).
Ladies Fitted Shirts
Our ladies fitted shirts are of a fitted style. These are designed for the female form, and slightly hug in all the right places. If you are between sizes we recommend ordering a size bigger than you usually would, and highly recommend checking our size table below. Our women's T-shirts are in sizes Small - XXL.
Boyfriend Fit / Ladies Oversize Fit
To achieve an oversize or boyfriend fit for ladies, we recommend the unisex fit shirt, going a size smaller than you usually would for a nice oversize fit. Please check the chest measurements below.
Our vest tops are a regular fit for men, and a unisex style which is a nice loose fit. Ladies can wear these tops in an oversize fit, we'd recommend going a size lower and checking our size table below for the perfect fit.
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